Short Fat Fanny

Hear her howl at the break of day
Closing time at the getaway
Hold the press, just hold the phone
Welcome down to the great unknown

Say your piece or say your prayers
Drop a dime and see who cares
Face the music, face the facts
Sign me up for a heart attack
whose got that style?
she’ll drive you wild

Short fat fanny, just push play
She’s uncanny, you just can’t keep away
Call fat fanny, she’s okay
She’s sure handy ummmm

Eyes of ice and heart of stone
Somebody give that dog a bone
Dig that motion dig that style
Leave your name and rank on file
Who’s got that style
She’ll drive you wild

Short fat fanny, just push play
She’s uncanny you just can’t keep away
Call fat fanny, she’s okay
She’s sure handy ummmm

Whose got that style? she’ll drive you wild
Short fat fanny just push play
She’s uncanny, you just cant keep away
Call fat fanny she’s ok she’s sure handy ummmm